Business maths and equations that help justify any business case!
When trend is greater than the ROI of putting your pants on get out of bed
Network effect equals one divide by the square root of zero
Structure plus performance equals one divided by (serendipity + innovation)
Poor business case times large outreach equals waste of everyone's time
Measurement by accounting methods equals stupidity divided by loss of possible shareholder value
Determination to blog and tweet equals (value of data divided) by (persistence times decay)
Sound business case plus low outreach equals nice niche campaign
A good days work equals productivity less tweeting less blogging less talking less thinking
High exit value equals hype plus greed plus bubble
Probability of getting it right first time equals network plus family wealth plus hyping trend
entrepreneurship = motivation times number of customer squared [e = mc2]
Propensity of accessing Facebook in bed equals your age divided by number of kids